Friday, September 01, 2006
Tag Replies: then she couldn't take it anymore and spat it into the dustbin. oh, the wonders of ag6.
zack: yup! i love it.
Don: yo Donny!!! haha...when you wanna go out?
Ruyi: and now it's 1o33o. haha how it changes.
paper: oh MY!!! so that's where they went!!! you are right, i do wanna kick your ass!!! why didn't you tell me earlier, i was searching for them!
justin: HELLO JUSTIN KHAW!!! you pig. visit more often lah.
huiqilemmonn: what word? tell me! wait till you hear what bokie means in african.
rong: oookay! hope you aren't expecting any presents!
jinghan: thank you jingy dearest, you will definitely be in my 'I MISS YOU' speech!! look out for it soon! when can we go out?
shan: surely you've got something more to say to me!
jenn: hey jenn! bokie is well and truly bucking up, 'cause bokie is shit-scared she won't go anywhere next year for the first three months! let's go out soon!
fanglynn: that song dedication for teachers la. haha. i didn't hear them being read out though. free willy ponned school yesterday!!!!!!!!!! maybe he went sea world for a little whale belly-hopping!
yo everyone, I AM BACK!!!
yeah i no you've all missed me, so sorry i haven't been updating.
that tells you just how sucky the life of a sec 4 pupil is.
okay, let's pon de replay!
Monday:
aargh.
went back to school with a god-awful haircut.
i don't no why, the idiot hairdresser just wouldn't stop cutting when i told her to; she went on snipping away like a woman possessed.
at first i didn't cut the back or the sides, just the fringe.
looked okay.
my mother didn't think so though; she screamed bloody murder when she saw it and sent me back to the hairdresser.
so i ended up looking like i had mange or something.
was avoiding everyone that day, 'cause when people i no saw me, they were like, "what happened to your hair?"
just my luck, i ran into Matthew and he sure laughed.
aargh.
spent recess in class with my friends.
idiot Peck Ki.
she somehow managed to get chili on the sponges of my zen earpieces!
i wanted to kill her there and then, i swear.
later just before geog, we all went to the toilet and somehow Peck Ki and me ended up playing with water, i.e. spashing each other with water and laughing like idiots.
the water fight continued out into the corridor; think we wet the whole floor.
until we got screwed by Mrs Chee, who was in 4e.
at first we didn't realise she was speaking to us, until we got back to class.
oops.
mental note to self: never ever play with water in front of Mrs Chee again.
Tuesday:
haha; late for school again.
was lucky enough to get away from the prick Singh and so i didn't have to (thank God) sit at the stupid Table.
i'm sure that if i had sat there, i would have ended up vandalising it again.
and then it would have been an instant replay of last last Tuesday, where i had to scrub till my arms nearly fell off.
everytime Singh walked past the classroom, my heart skipped a beat.
and not in a good way, believe me.
everytime he walked past, my classmates turned and looked at me with that look on their faces.
a-ha; i lucked out this time.
he only asks me two questions.
in the morning: are you late for school?
in the afternoon: why are you still in school?
what a moron.
no wonder this is the only job someone like him can get.
had that geog test after school.
Tan Tsui Fang was invigilating.
and guess what she did.
told us the answer for one of the questions.
oh my, what a truly wonderful invigilator.
i bet if Miss Yap finds out, she will be well and truly pissed.
oh yeah, i gave Ah Noi the 'I Love Singapore' sweet!
i was passing a sweet to my friend when she asked me where her share was.
so i gave her a sweet - the 'I Love Singapore' one.
who asked her not to specify which sweet she wanted?
and this is the best part - she ate it in front of the entire ag6 chinese class.
when everyone saw what i was giving to her, they were all saying stuff like, "very nice!" and "will improve your skin condition!"
oh god, she sniffed it!
then, she popped it into her big mouth.
whee.
that was when everyone started laughing their asses off.
and she still asked, "why are you all laughing?"
that of course made us laugh even harder.
then 5 seconds later...
Ah Noi: why so HOT???
then, we were all in no shape to talk, could only laugh.
she actually kept it in her mouth for another few seconds!!!
haha.
Wednesday:
prelim that day, thank God i wasn't late.
the paper was quite ok, but i somehow had the feeling i would fail or screw up or something.
that is not a good feeling.
spent the first five minutes decorating the piece of paper stuck on my table.
very colorful and eye-catching.
so much so that i got told off by one of the teachers for 'demonstrating my creativity at the wrong time and in the wrong place.'
oh, i've been demonstrating my creativity all over the school on tables, chairs, etc.
depends on what your idea of creativity is.
i finally got down to writing the essay.
you no how i always spell 'know' as 'no' right?
now that really got me into quite a spot during the compo.
when i was editing, i had to repeatedly cross out all the 'nos' and replace them with 'knows'.
trust me, that is not a pleasant job; i no.
i know.
i no.
oh whatever.
if this happens during 'o' level, i bet all the cambridge markers will have a fit or something; seeing me disfigure the English language.
after that we had this dumb survey to do.
each of us (the unlucky ones got four surveys) had to fill in two surveys about a random subject.
i got pure Geog and Hist Elect.
Bokie: whee!
oh, this is wonderful; i get to tio Mr Yusri big-time!
it was only during the survey that we realised that were supposed to have a RESOURCE BOOK for Hist Elect!
oh my lord, not pleasant at all to find that out just before the prelim!!!
so for the written comments, i wrote: we don't have a resource book for hist elect. we've only had about two tests, so tell me how this will help us prepare for our 'o' level exam. our teacher prepares powerpoint slides ON THE SPOT.
all this is true, so all the sec 3s shoud thank their lucky stars Mr Yusri is not teaching sec 3 history.
i put most of the options down as Cs and Ds.
i wasn't being biased or anything; all of it was true.
and Mr Yusri is screwed, 'cause Yu Quan got the Hist Elect survey!
in case you didn't no, Yu Quan and Mr Yusri hate each other with a passion.
well - too bad!
that's what happens when you are a totally lousy teacher.
after the prelim, we had an hour break before geog lesson started.
so me, Vir, Amelia, Peck Ki, Yeok Fei, Anne, Elaine, Melissa and Jiexi went to Parkway for lunch.
when we got to Parkway, the weather was fine.
then Vir decided to make a quick bubble tea run.
after i finished eating, being the great friend i am, i went to help her.
when i stepped outside - wham!
bloody hell, it was raining cats and dogs, pouring, flooding, swamping, or whatever the hell you wanna call it.
the point is (yes, there is a point) that it was bloody pouring like the wold was about to end, or like there was no tomorrow.
and being the awesome friend that i am, i went ahead to the bubble tea shop for Vir!
saw her standing there, all drenched.
she saw me, and was like, "i told you not to come!"
anyway, i went, stayed with her through the rain.
the kind store owner lent us an umbrella to shield ourselves.
probably because she was grateful to us for patronising her store in the rain!
we held onto the umbrella together; everytime the wind blew, a mini-tsunami blew over our feet.
and we were like, "AAAH!!!"
finally got the bubble tea, headed back to Parkway.
i must have looked a sight, going through the rain without an umbrella or a raincoat, but with 3 cups of bubble tea instead.
when i walked into Parkway, people just stopped what they were doing and stared at me.
for example, this woman talking on her cell just stopped talking and gaped at me with her mouth wide open.
that's how wet i was.
it was like time had just stopped, the only things in motion were the water droplets dripping from my hair and clothes.
when i walked back into the food court, all my friends first laughed, then gave me some tissues.
the tissues didn't help, needless to say.
i was dripping, soaking.
and freezing.
we were late for geog.
in the end, the whole group got wet 'cause we had to run through the rain to get to the 16 bus stop.
why not a taxi?
'cause the taxi queue was so long, it reached the BACK DOOR of parkway.
taxi queues are MOST inconvenient on rainy days.
in the end, we ran through the rain, laughing and holding hands as we did so.
crazy huh.
i prefer to call it bonding.
then in the bus, we actually took a group picture of the SOAKING GIRLS.
haha, the bus driver was none too amused.
imagine having a crazy bunch of wet people dripping on your oh-so-clean bus and then having the gall to snap pictures of themselves.
yeah i sure would feel pissed if i were him.
and when we walked into school.
people just stared at us, particularly me, i don't no why.
maybe it's because i looked the weirdest.
if the person new me, they would go, "what happened?!"
and if it was a teacher, "why are you so wet?! go and change, or else you'll fall sick and you cannot study for your prelims!"
all the same.
and when we walked into the audi for geog.
everyone started laughing.
and Miss Yap was like, "why are you so wet (sound familiar?)?! and MISS RACHEL BOK!!!"
gosh.
everyone was staring.
and Miss Yap still asked me to go and get her bag from the HOD room.
of all the nerve.
when i went in, all the teachers (instant replay of what happened in PP) stopped what they were doing and stared.
then they asked me to go change.
i politely refused.
that was when they forced me to go change.
wonderful.
spent half an hour running about, then went back to the audi.
all of us took of our shoes and socks 'cause they were all soaked.
haha.
i still went barefoot after that.
and i could actually squeeze water out of my uniform.
looked like i just finished bathing, or like i had just climbed out of a swimming pool.
it was fun though.
Thursday:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ANNE!!! HOPE YOU GROW TALLER!!!
Anne's birthday; we cam-whored like crazy!
she loved the present we gave her!
haha.
the concert was damn funny.
especially the talent search.
not the performances, but seeing Mrs Chee laugh her ass off at the contestants.
she didn't no we were all staring at her, otherwise i don't think she would have laughed so blatantly at them.
*tsk tsk*
went out with my friends later to Suntec to celebrate Anne's birthday again!
went to Pastamania.
and none of us could finish the pasta.
i was the one who ate the least.
funny; i thought i was starving!
and - i stole another tag from Pastamania!!!
now i have four.
fantastic four.
haha, Lena Poh loves my Pastamania tag collection.
HAPPY TEACHERS DAY TO ALL (OR MOST) TEACHERS!!!
hang on a minute.
teachers aren't supposed to be reading this blog!
SHOO!!!
gosh.
i didn't no bokie meant goat in African.
*screams*
maybe i should consider changing my nickname!!!
speaking of nickmanes, i've been scratching RBK on every table i sit at in the audi.
so if you sit at a table which hasn't got RBK on it; do me a favor and scratch it for me.
RBK will live on in TK forever.
haha.
oh my, i've got this awful sore throat plus flu.
*wheezes*
it's bad enough that there are people in school who are against me; now even my own body is trying to pick me off.
*sneezes*
*coughs*
*yells*